May 2013
1 tag
Its official. ☺
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
psyducked:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
ihatebikeshorts:
bakerstreetsdoctor:
dark-forest-knight:
dirty-purple-suit:
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
OH MY GOD
…………..greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
